Amateur Night

Saint Patrick’s Day, like New Year’s Eve, is often called amateur night. On this night people who don’t have drinking problems—and those who do—tend to drink too much. There are more DWI’s and more fights and more screaming at boyfriends on this night. And tomorrow I imagine that there will be more waking up with headaches, and scraped knees and with strangers.

Aren’t you glad you don’t drink?

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!